As a hard partier myself, and all around drunk, I often times watch some of my favourite shows or movies and say “Man, that would be cool to hang out with that guy,” or something to that effect. So who would I like to hang out with? Specifically. So I went over some of the coolest, baddest dudes and dudettes in flicks and TV shows I enjoy, and compiled a list of the top 10 people I want to hang out with, in some capacity, mostly in a partying manner.
10) The Smart Tech Staff (The 40 Year Old Virgin)
Imagine going to a bar with your friends, and their primary objective is to get you laid. How great are those friends. They can take their liquor, so you know they won't pussy out on you half way through the night. Good ole Cal's right there with the apple bong for when you really want to get ripped. And honestly, since when is breaking out into a perfectly choreographed song and dance routine to a 60's pop song NOT cool?
Classic Party Line: "I want some pooooon!"
9) Randal Graves (Clerks and Clerks II)
He's a surly, sardonic, cynical asshole who loves to hate his job and rip on the customers he's supposed to be serving. Randal's not so much of a "party pal", but more of a kick back kinda pal. Sure he goes on and on... and on. But will it ever be a dull moment when Randal Graves graces you with his presence? Hell no.
Classic Party Line: "Now where am I gonna bring chicks to fuck when my mom's home?"
8) The Guys at Championship Vinyl (High Fidelity)
They are music snobs, but stand your ground with your Top 5 picks and you're so fuckin' in. They'd be fun to chill with, and freestyle conversation back and forth with. And then you all could gang up on Barry and insult him till he's frustrated and storms off. That's always fun.
Classic Party Line: "Let 'em riot. We're Sonic-fuckin'-Death Monkey."
7) Rick Gassko and Jay O'Neil (Bachelor Party)
If you party with these two guys, you know it's gonna be nonstop fun till the break of dawn. And then it'll keep going. Most likely the cops will be involved at some point. But you'll either a) get away with it or b) Jay will talk your way out of trouble. And who wouldn't want a fun filled night involving cops, but no jail time.
Classic Party Line: "Gentlemen... Let 'em riot. We're Sonic-fuckin'-Death Monkey."
6) Brian Griffin (Family Guy)
He's a martini swilling, pot smoking, erudite son of a bitch. No literally. He's a son of a bitch. He's a walking talking dog. He'll never be at a lack of anything to say, and since he's a dog... HELLO! Ultimate chick magnet. Plus his knowledge of cheesy 80's pop will definitely come in handy at the karaoke bar (you know you go to them).
Classic Party Line: "Who's leg do you have hump to get a dry martini around here?"
5) Wooderson and the Robert E. Lee High School Class of '77 (Dazed and Confused)
When walk into a pool hall like you own the fuckin' place, and people treat you like you do, you know you're gonna get one thing when you go out that night. Respect. And that leads to bartenders paying attention to you. No one likes a shortage of beer. Thank you Dave Wooderson. Thank you for being "that guy."
Classic Party Line: "You got a joint, man?"
4) Delta House (Animal House)
I'm not even going to write a reason why. The clip speaks for itself.
Classic Party Line: "TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!"
3) Jeff Spicoli (Fast Times at Ridgemont High)
The dude ordered a fuckin' pizza to his history class. Means he's got one thing. Balls. And when you hit the bars, you're gonna need a guy with balls. And the mental side effects from too much pot.
Classic Party Line: "People on ludes should not drive!"
2) Wayne and Garth (Wayne's World 1 and 2)
Rockin' out in the Mirth-mobile while cruising the suburbs of Chicago, this is the life, and they're never at a shortage of kick ass rock stars to hang out with. From Alice Cooper giving history lessons to Aerosmith just plain old rockin' out, how can you go wrong with a couple of guys are in with the band?
Classic Party Line: "If you're going to spew, spew into this."
1) Bender Bending Rodriguez (Futurama)
Fun loving, heavy drinking, cigar smokin', womanizing. Oh and he's a robot. And a cartoon. And from 1000 years in the future. You can't go wrong with a guy who's never at a shortage for floozy-bots, and when a guy's got a dangerously low blood alcohol content (how a robot has a blood alcohol content, I'll never know) of .08, you know he's the guy you want to hang out with. Everybody do the Bender!
Classic Party Line: "Let's go get drunk!"
And for good measure... a few honourable mentions:
Jay and Silent Bob (Mallrats, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
Classic Party Line: "Snoochie boochie noochies!"
Evan, Seth and McLovin (Superbad)
Classic Party Line: "You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have fucked that guy?' We could be that mistake!"
The Lone Rangers (Airheads)
Classic Party Line: "Yeeeeaaahhh! We're partyin' in here! We got all kinds of beer!"
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