Wednesday, September 12, 2007

3:10 to Yuma

Hey Brodie Fanns,

I hit up the theatre just once this past weekend. All my money was being focused on a trip to Monday Night RAW in Green Bay. Lots of fun. But like I said. I got to a movie. And here's the reviw. Enjoy!

3:10 to Yuma

5 Stars

Every so often it seems that someone tries to resurrect the western genre which was once so dominant in American cinema. Most either aren't that good, or are just homages to the style. But James Mangold's 3:10 to Yuma breathes new life into the genre that has yet to find a home in the spectacle laden modern cinema.

Dan Evans (Christian Bale) is a poor Arizona rancher and Civil War vet with a bum foot and debt collectors harassing him. Then he gets a chance at financial redemption when he's offered $200 ($2500 by today's standards) to escort noted outlaw Ben Wade (Russell Crowe) to Contention, AZ to catch the 3:10 train to Yuma (hence the title). Evans, along with a railroad representative (Dallas Roberts), a doctor (Alan Tudyk) and an old timer (Peter Fonda) embark on the journey, with Wade's men hot on their trail, led by hot head Charlie Prince (Ben Foster). During the trek, Evans and Wade's relationship changes from one of mutual distrust and dislike to one of mutual respect and admiration.

Bale (American Psycho, Batman Begins) continues to prove that he's one of the most talented and versatile actors of our generation. There isn't a single one of his films where he doesn't completely immerse himself into his character and bring a powerhouse performance to each project he works on. He's one of the few actors that I will watch anything he's in, as it's sure to be one of the better films of the year.

Crowe (Gladiator, Cinderella) plays against type as the antagonist, a pure embodiment of the classic Western outlaw who eventually gains redemption. In recent years he's played more of the tragic hero, or the good guy type, and seeing him play the flip side is an interesting treat for Crowe fans specifically, movie fans in general.

A movie where it was just these two going back forth with each other would have been good enough, but it's the supporting cast that really rounds out the emotional impact of the film. Foster (Hostage, Alpha Dog) keeps stealing scenes from his more famous co-stars, and he's eventually going to make the leap from second fiddle to leading man. Fonda (Easy Rider, The Limey) adds a sense of gravitas to the film, but never overshadows the main characters, keeping the focus on them.

Mangold (Walk the Line, Identity) has always done very interesting character studies for films. And this one is no different. But he's able to weave the study into the action and macho bravado of the classic western, staying true to the spirit of the only original American cinematic art form, while giving it a modern face-lift to keep up with the style of the times. While he has yet to separate his voice from those of other contemporary directors, he continues to make an impression, and will definitely launch into the rank of A-list directors.

Michael Brandt and Derek Haas' adaptation of Halsted Welle's original 1957 screenplay and Elmore Leonard's short story is somewhat of a coup for the writing team, who have flopped recently with the family spy film Catch that Kid and adrenaline filled sequel 2 Fast, 2 Furious. It just proves that sometimes it takes a few misses to finally make a hit.

It will be interesting to see how this affects the only other western being released this year, Brad Pitt's The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, and indeed the genre in general. But I think it will only help, as it is clearly one of the stand-out films of the year (as of this writing, there's still 4 months of films left to see). I'm now looking more and more forward to next year's The Dark Knight, as Christian Bale is only getting better and more exciting as an actor.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Iron Man... Iron Man... Does whatever an Iron can!

Hey Brodie Fanns,

I know you all are just as excited over the release of the new Iron Man trailer as I am. For three reasons...

1) Iron Man is an awesome superhero.
2) It's directed by Jon Favreau
3) It stars one of my favourite actors, Robert Downey, Jr.
4) Samuel L. Jackson plays Nick Fury.

I know that was 4, but come on, the fourth was about Sam Jackson. It was warranted.

So check out the trailer here, it's only available in quicktime format for now. So you must have that. This is a clickable link by the way.

Enjoy, and no I don't feel the least bit bad for making an entire post just for a movie trailer.

-Brodie Mann

Thursday, September 06, 2007

Top 10 People I'd Like to Party With

As a hard partier myself, and all around drunk, I often times watch some of my favourite shows or movies and say “Man, that would be cool to hang out with that guy,” or something to that effect. So who would I like to hang out with? Specifically. So I went over some of the coolest, baddest dudes and dudettes in flicks and TV shows I enjoy, and compiled a list of the top 10 people I want to hang out with, in some capacity, mostly in a partying manner.



10) The Smart Tech Staff (The 40 Year Old Virgin)

Imagine going to a bar with your friends, and their primary objective is to get you laid. How great are those friends. They can take their liquor, so you know they won't pussy out on you half way through the night. Good ole Cal's right there with the apple bong for when you really want to get ripped. And honestly, since when is breaking out into a perfectly choreographed song and dance routine to a 60's pop song NOT cool?

Classic Party Line: "I want some pooooon!"


9) Randal Graves (Clerks and Clerks II)


He's a surly, sardonic, cynical asshole who loves to hate his job and rip on the customers he's supposed to be serving. Randal's not so much of a "party pal", but more of a kick back kinda pal. Sure he goes on and on... and on. But will it ever be a dull moment when Randal Graves graces you with his presence? Hell no.

Classic Party Line: "Now where am I gonna bring chicks to fuck when my mom's home?"


8) The Guys at Championship Vinyl (High Fidelity)

They are music snobs, but stand your ground with your Top 5 picks and you're so fuckin' in. They'd be fun to chill with, and freestyle conversation back and forth with. And then you all could gang up on Barry and insult him till he's frustrated and storms off. That's always fun.

Classic Party Line: "Let 'em riot. We're Sonic-fuckin'-Death Monkey."


7) Rick Gassko and Jay O'Neil (Bachelor Party)

If you party with these two guys, you know it's gonna be nonstop fun till the break of dawn. And then it'll keep going. Most likely the cops will be involved at some point. But you'll either a) get away with it or b) Jay will talk your way out of trouble. And who wouldn't want a fun filled night involving cops, but no jail time.

Classic Party Line: "Gentlemen... Let 'em riot. We're Sonic-fuckin'-Death Monkey."


6) Brian Griffin (Family Guy)

He's a martini swilling, pot smoking, erudite son of a bitch. No literally. He's a son of a bitch. He's a walking talking dog. He'll never be at a lack of anything to say, and since he's a dog... HELLO! Ultimate chick magnet. Plus his knowledge of cheesy 80's pop will definitely come in handy at the karaoke bar (you know you go to them).

Classic Party Line: "Who's leg do you have hump to get a dry martini around here?"


5) Wooderson and the Robert E. Lee High School Class of '77 (Dazed and Confused)

When walk into a pool hall like you own the fuckin' place, and people treat you like you do, you know you're gonna get one thing when you go out that night. Respect. And that leads to bartenders paying attention to you. No one likes a shortage of beer. Thank you Dave Wooderson. Thank you for being "that guy."

Classic Party Line: "You got a joint, man?"


4) Delta House (Animal House)

I'm not even going to write a reason why. The clip speaks for itself.

Classic Party Line: "TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!"


3) Jeff Spicoli (Fast Times at Ridgemont High)

The dude ordered a fuckin' pizza to his history class. Means he's got one thing. Balls. And when you hit the bars, you're gonna need a guy with balls. And the mental side effects from too much pot.

Classic Party Line: "People on ludes should not drive!"


2) Wayne and Garth (Wayne's World 1 and 2)

Rockin' out in the Mirth-mobile while cruising the suburbs of Chicago, this is the life, and they're never at a shortage of kick ass rock stars to hang out with. From Alice Cooper giving history lessons to Aerosmith just plain old rockin' out, how can you go wrong with a couple of guys are in with the band?

Classic Party Line: "If you're going to spew, spew into this."


1) Bender Bending Rodriguez (Futurama)


Fun loving, heavy drinking, cigar smokin', womanizing. Oh and he's a robot. And a cartoon. And from 1000 years in the future. You can't go wrong with a guy who's never at a shortage for floozy-bots, and when a guy's got a dangerously low blood alcohol content (how a robot has a blood alcohol content, I'll never know) of .08, you know he's the guy you want to hang out with. Everybody do the Bender!

Classic Party Line: "Let's go get drunk!"



And for good measure... a few honourable mentions:

Jay and Silent Bob (Mallrats, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
Classic Party Line: "Snoochie boochie noochies!"

Evan, Seth and McLovin (Superbad)
Classic Party Line: "You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have fucked that guy?' We could be that mistake!"

The Lone Rangers (Airheads)
Classic Party Line: "Yeeeeaaahhh! We're partyin' in here! We got all kinds of beer!"


Wednesday, September 05, 2007

What the hell... let's talk television.

Hey Brodie Fanns,

The fall TV season is about to start, and what the hell... here's my two cents. Most critics usually give a preview of ALL shows coming up for the fall season. Well... I don't have the means that most critics do, so I'll just be talking about what I watch, and what I'm interested in.


Fall TV Preview


I'll keep this short and sweet, as it would be way too long of a post if I were to go into detail on every single show.

As per usual, my TV and DVD-R will be pretty much permanently affixed to NBC and FOX this fall.

FOX
Returning-
House, M.D.
returns without the aid of his entire staff. Oh no, what's a grumpy doc to do?
Family Guy and The Simpsons are both my favourite animated families, and their outlandish highjinks keep getting better. Even The Simpsons are on an upswing.
Let's see if 24's return in January can make up for the less than mediocre 6th season. I hope it can.

New-
K-Ville is about cops in post-Katrina New Orleans (or Nawlins as some call it). It could go the route of last year's Stand-Off, but with Anthony Anderson and the under-rated Cole Hauser, it may actually make it through to the second season.
Back To You marks Kelsey Grammer's first time not playing Fraiser on a series in over 20 years. And with Patricia Heaton in tow, I for one am excited for this one. I just hope this newsroom centered comedy fairs better than Sports Night did 9 years ago.
New Amsterdam and The Sarah Conner Chronicles are both slated to be mid-season replacements, which means we'll see them soon (let's face it, FOX is cancellation trigger-happy, if I were to compile a list of the top 10 cancelled before their time TV shows, 11 of them would have been on FOX, except for Sports Night). New Amsterdam is about an immortal trying to break his infinite life curse, while The Sarah Conner Chronicles is a series based on The Terminator films. Both shows could really go either way, it all depends on how they handle the subject matter.

NBC
Returning
I will be completely unreachable on September 24th, from 9-10pm, as that's when the second season of Heroes starts.
The two Law & Orders that are still on this network, only because they've never really been bad... just mediocre at times.
ER. Now this is a show I once loved and wouldn't miss. Now... I pay attention out of habit and curiosity. I just want to see how and when they'll finally end it (which should be in about 3 years ago).
And of course, the best medical show on television- Scrubs. It's actually going to have an end in this, it's 7th season. It will be missed, but good job Scrubs. Way to bow out when your time is up.

New
Only one new show on NBC's fall line-up intrigues me, and that's Journeyman. And it only intrigues me because I'm a sucker for time travel. Luckily it's got primo real estate behind Heroes on Monday night, so it may actually garner an audience.

ABC
Returning
I only watch Lost on ABC. Most of their shows are geared toward the females, of which I am not. Lost is coming back in January, kicking off it's final 48 or so episodes. It's good that they gave it a timeline, meaning that the show HAS to end. It's bad that they're splitting that into three 16 episode seasons, meaning we have to wait longer for a shorter season.

New
Pushing Up Daisies could be entertaining. It's an interesting premise. A guy is able to bring dead things to life, but only brings back murder victims so he can solve the crime and collect the reward money. There's good internal and external conflict to be had there. So I'll give it a shot.
Caveman, a new show based on the Cavemen from the Geico ads. I'm really looking forward to it. It could be very funny. Or it could really suck. I hope it's the former.

CBS
I'm about 40 years too young to watch anything on CBS, except Jericho. And that's only coming back for 7 episodes, to wrap up the storyline. The show is definitely canceled. But strong negative fan reaction mandated that CBS order conclusion episodes. So I'll be watching it. But only for a few months. So long Jericho. You were pretty good.


Halloween Review

Halloween

3 stars


Rarely do I see a movie that can be summed up with one word, but this one can. Brutal. Rob Zombie's take on John Carpenter's 1978 horror classic Halloween is nothing short of brutal, but is all the better as such.

Zombie takes a different approach than Carpenter did, though. He explores what made Michael Myers become the Michael Myers we know and love today by delving into his childhood. Obviously coming from a troubled and broken home, young Michael (Daeg Faerch) exhibits all the earmarks of a future sociopath. From the cruelty towards animals, violent outbursts to peers and the deeply anti-social behaviour, it's everything a growing boy needs to become one of the more vicious and prolific killers in cinematic history. After brutally murdering his mom's boyfriend, his half sister and her boyfriend, having saved only baby Boo, Michael is remanded to Smith's Grove Mental Institution under the care of famed child psychologist Dr. Sam Loomis (Malcolm McDowell). Seventeen years later, Myers escapes and goes on a bloody rampage to find his long lost baby sister, now going by the name Laurie Strode (Scout-Taylor Compton). And that's where Zombie's flick starts to mirror Carpenter's.

I will actually get into the debate of for or against remakes at a later date, but a film review is not the appropriate forum. All I can say, is the first half of the movie is what I expected from Zombie, the second half, I expected more.

Remakes are good when the new filmmaker improves on the existing story, and he did that with the first half of his film. Never before had we been privy to the gory details of Myers' past. We kind of knew, but only in flashbacks and references, which don't really do the story justice. For a somewhat horror geek like myself, I was excited to see the backstory. It opened up new dimensions to the character of Michael.

But the back half was the carbon copy of Carpenter's film. It was clearly updated, as Zombie did more, nudity and violence-wise, than Carpenter could have hoped to have done 30 years ago, and it was in Zombie's somewhat distinct personal style. But I couldn't help but think that if I had walked out of the theatre once Michael escaped, if I would actually miss any of the story. I don't think I did.

I really want to sing the praises of Faerch. This young kid came in and gave a horror icon the third dimension he had so distinctly been lacking till now. For a 10 year old, that's just amazing craftsmanship. I want to see more of this kid's work.

Keep an eye out for interesting cameos popping up throughout the film. Zombie's wife, Sheri Moon Zombie, plays Myers stripper mom. Horror legend Ken Foree (Dawn of the Dead) plays a trucker who suffers the wrath of Michael. Celebrated character actors Danny Trejo and Clint Howard put in some good work on the film. But perhaps the biggest coup for horror fans in general, Halloween fans specifically, was the casting of Danielle Harris in the second female lead. For those of you unfamiliar with the franchise, Harris played Jamie Lloyd in Halloweens 4 and 5.

When all is said and done, you should only go see this if you're really, really into horror films. It's effective in the scares, but if you're a purist, rent or buy the original instead.

I don't recommend this for the faint of heart. Lots and lots of blood. But then again I'm a sick, twisted bastard, so the gory violence of modern horror flicks entertains me.